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10/20/2010 09:16 p.m.

&: if i really want to freak you out i'll
just like, wake you up in the middle of the night
by making explosion sounds and i'll yell "drop and
give me thirty!"
#: no, what you want to yell is "firing mission."
&: "firing mission?"
#: yeah. that's what'll get me out of bed licketysplit.
&: what's "firing mission?"
#: it means we're being attacked.
&: by whom?
#: it means man the cannon.
&: what?
#: the howitzer. the big artillery. loading and firing
it was my job.
&: i can't believe we still use artillery.
#: we use it against enemies that are far away.
&: i saw you do that.
#: some nights we'd fire one hundred in a night. that
was fucking scary.
&: well now i know what to do if i really want to
freak you out.
#: you don't.