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02/19/2010 03:06 p.m.

1. He says to her, he says, 'I need to migrate back east,'
and she says to him, she says, 'What?' In timezones, he
elaborates. When his sleep schedule goes off schedule he
compares it with timezones. Today he is somewhere in eastern
Europe when he should be sitting smack-dab in the middle of
Austria and she says to him she says 'I think you need to
migrate to my bed.' She and her boyfriend broke up because
she fucked a Viennese boy and couldn't be bothered to regret
it with any conviction at all. When she masturbates that's what
she thinks about, she thinks about his funny accent and how he
wouldn't really be all that attractive if he weren't a foreigner
– she would find his hair and his clothes trashy, his blue eyes
a definitive symbol of having been brought up in the Midwest,
probably in a suburb somewhere. Instead he puts too much emphasis
on his “oo”'s and “ownd”'s and only knows how to say his tech lingo
in German.