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random recipe for cpider
10/11/2009 07:06 p.m.
Cpider Recipe
for the boo treats at the door
oh, that? It's knot a noose!
Didn't you know when you knocked
for the trick from mother goose
and a steaming mug of cpider
the scentamen and cloven poof simmerin'
in her cauldren of wicked brew
shadowing her witchin' kitchen
is the treat of a trick
you came knocking for?



Ingredients:
The biggest bottle of cpider your budget can afford,
One bag of red hots
Simmer on stove or in crock pot
Add bag of red hots
find a seat in your favorite knotting noose chair
Smile when fists filled with magical mugs appear
when the fragrance has added a crazed look in the eyes
when thirst in the reaching fists you love most beg a taste



Recipe inspired by Jadi's Cpider request on the forum
Ingredients inspired by Aunt Marlon and Uncle Johnny
Resting in Peace
gone from the here and now
but remembered with love

as Trickster and Jokester extraordinaire
Just for a background setting, Aunt Marlon was born with a
degenerative eye disease, so though she had a little sight
for a few years, by her teen years she had gone blind
and had to have one eye surgically removed due to the
pain. Not one to feel sorry for herself, this
prosthetic eye was used to give many heart attacks followed always by tears of laughter. My favorite memory
and my first experience with the above
prosthetic, is playing spades with her using her brailled
cards, and studying my hand to see what suit to lead
with, I decided and went to lay it down only to shriek
with unfeigned dismay to see an eyeball laying
on the table. She cackled with glee and retorted, "I
just wanted to see what you were going to play!"
She was always crocheting something in her customary chair
and they both knew how to stretch a yarn...
Some seasons I miss them worse than others, fall/winter,
I miss them particularly terribly. They didn't have
much money but they had the gift of hospitality
few could equal.
I am currently Content
I am listening to USM jazzing it up... Go Golden Eagles

Member Comments on this Entry
Posted by Elizabeth Jill on 10/12/09 at 03:07 AM



Paige! You are HLLwee cpecial!


Red hots. I can hear them sizzling in my mouth! ;)
I love the imagination of calling it cpider!
This ought to be in the Pathetic Haunting poetry Halloween Contest...
come on, ghoul!


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