Peak Health
09/22/2009 08:29 p.m.
We have an organization that polices us in order to maintain our health insurance at reasonable levels. It is called Peak Health. The things they have us do is measure body fat (using cold steel clamps), weigh us and make us ride a stationary bike. Our team lead made the mistake of sending us the following smart comment ( a month in advance no less) :
All,

On the morning of 10/27, I will undergo strenuous testing and analysis of my physical capabilities by the Peak Health staff which will delay my arrival to the office until approximately 9:30 AM.

My response was as follows (I just could not resist writing it):

It's a Peak at a Time

It’s a peak at time
Whence phsyicality is entwined
With cold steel pinches

And bike puff ride
Against imaginary tides
Whispers faux exhaustion consigned

What better task he drew
To get Attention from his crew
Corraling windmills he slew

And we bow in kind
At his sacrificial climb
To Peak health incline

Let us sacrifice our care
A like our leader out here
So we stare peakly aware

At what example to share
For out next peak health care
I am currently Bemused
I am listening to keys click