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The Journal of A. Paige White Available Now - Evening Classes for Men
06/11/2009 01:58 p.m.
Got this from Kathie Walter's mailing list and it gave me a few chuckles...
ALL WELCOME
Note: due to the complexity and level of difficulty, each course will accept a maximum of eight participants
The course covers two days, lunch will be provided, as will instructions as how to take lunch from its packaging without a woman to hold it for you.
Topics covered on this course include:
DAY ONE
TOILET ROLLS - DO THEY GROW ON THE HOLDERS?
Roundtable discussion
DIFFERENCES BETWEEN LAUNDRY BASKET & FLOOR
Practising with hamper (pictures and graphics)
DISHES & CUTLERY; DO THEY LEVITATE/FLY TO KITCHEN SINK OR DISHWASHER BY THEMSELVES?
Debate amongst a panel of experts
REMOTE CONTROL
Losing the remote - Helpline and support groups
LEARNING HOW TO FIND THINGS
Starting with looking in the right place instead of turning the house upside down whilst shouting - Open forum
DAY TWO
EMPTY MILK CARTONS; DO THEY BELONG IN THE FRIDGE OR THE BIN?
Group discussion and role play
HEALTH WATCH; BRINGING HER FLOWERS IS NOT HARMFUL TO YOUR HEALTH
PowerPoint presentation
REAL MEN ASK FOR DIRECTIONS WHEN LOST
Real life testimonial from the one man who did
IS IT GENETICALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO SIT QUIETLY AS SHE PARALLEL PARKS?
Driving simulation and anger management
LIVING WITH ADULTS; BASIC DIFFERENCES BETWEEN YOUR MOTHER AND YOUR PARTNER
Role playing and slideshow
HOW TO BE THE IDEAL SHOPPING COMPANION
Relaxation exercises, meditation and breathing techniques
REMEMBERING IMPORTANT DATES & CALLING WHEN YOU'RE GOING TO BE LATE
Bring your calendar or PDA to class, NOT your secretary
GETTING OVER IT; LEARNING HOW TO LIVE WITH BEING WRONG ALL THE TIME
Individual counsellors available (male counsellers sadly unavailable-none passed training course
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I wanna go so bad.... so bad.... to Atlanta Sunday...
but Lord it doesn't start til 6:00 and who knows how long
it will last... What is going to happen? I don't want to miss it!
But... Chip is sooooo tired and wiped out from this week
It would be so hard on him, well both of us, then to drive back
and have to work a regular work day...
Wonder if a miracle to deal with that would be given out?!?
Need to pray about it... cause I wanna go so bad.
And I heard from Wally! I've missed him so much since he got
kicked off Pathetic. Him and Chip both just have this
abrasive thing going on... rubs people wrong.
Not me. I'm this sweet little angel
*snickers*
I am currently Better
I am listening to the hum of the A/C
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