ugh
10/18/2008 03:37 a.m.
Everybody knows when snapping a group picture,
It's always great to hop next to the fat chick.
You're guaranteed to look good.

Obviously it didn't even matter wether or not
I put makeup on because my
Chest was your focal point for the evening.

Figured if I dyed my hair red
And plucked my eyebrows just right,
I'd attract a different grade of guy.

No, I'm not going home with you. Get your hands off of me.