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The Journal of A. Paige White mystery science theatre
07/14/2007 05:09 a.m.
I have my own. They rent a "scary" movie and then crack me up with their nonstop commentary.
"No, I think that mole on his chin has something big in this movie"
"May I interest you in a replacement screen door?"
No, It's that bottle of coke on the third shelf. Significant to the story
see that zipper on his jacket, significant.
they're seeing all this shit cause they won't leave the liquor alone
see that table leg, fixing to break
oh look
i can just see chip walkin into this movie
yall hush!
be quiet.
can't hear the movie.
heh the best part of it is the mystery science theatre peanut gallery
drinking that hard liquor. that's all these people do is get drunk and farm.
no, she's not going to die
she gonna die
she not gonna die
she knew it all along
she's creepy looking
she drunk
look it's snowing on his side of the movie
but it's not on her's
they didn't have the snow machine on her side
we need a snow machine
naw that's a man at the top of the screen scratching out his dandruff
camera man's scratching his head
no, it's coming from alex's private jet. he's got dandruff
now she might die
lick that frozen pole and see if your tongue will stick.
horse going to bite her head off
no, the horse is going to stab her
i just saw him on his back legs run behind her
do not turn around
i told you that horse was going to kill her
that had to hurt
nah killed her quick
only 3 people left in the town
nice house, i'd burn it and get all the copper pipe out
she teleported
it's a government conspiracy
and on and on they roll
I am currently Playful
I am listening to the marsh or somethin like that
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