RECALL I am not the author, but this must be shared
08/23/2006 11:15 a.m.
This was too cute not to post somewhere, sent to me in email......I am going in for repairs as of now......they will probably compact me though as I fear I have been in default too long for any hope of fixing....


ATTENTION PLEASE:



The Maker of all human beings is recalling all units manufactured,
regardless of make or year, due to a serious defect in the primary and central
component of the heart.

This is due to a malfunction in the original prototype units, code
named Adam and Eve, resulting in the reproduction of the same defect in all
subsequent units

This defect has been technically termed "Subsequential Internal Non-
morality," or commonly known as S. I. N., as it is primarily expressed.

Some symptoms:
1. Loss of direction
2. Foul vocal emissions
3. Amnesia of origin
4. Lack of peace and joy
5. Selfish and/or violent behavior
6. Depression or confusion in the mental component
7. Fearfulness
8. Idolatry
9. Rebellion

The Manufacturer, who is neither liable nor at fault for this defect,
is providing factory-authorized repair and service, free of charge, to correct
this "SIN" defect.

The Repair Technician, JESUS , has most generously offered to bear
the entire burden of the staggering cost of these repairs. There is no
additional fee required.

The number to call for repair in all areas is: please upload your
burden of SIN through the REPENTANCE procedure. Next, download ATONEMENT from
the Repair Technician, JESUS, into the heart component.

No matter how big or small the SIN defect is, JESUS will replace it
with:
1. Love
2. Joy
3. Peace
4. Patience
5. Kindness
6. Goodness
7. Faithfulness
8. Gentleness
9. Self control

Please see the operating manual: the B.I.B.L.E. (Believers
Instructions Before Leaving Earth), for further details on the use of these
fixes.

WARNING: Continuing to operate the human-being unit without
correction voids any manufacturer warranties, exposing the unit to dangers and
problems too numerous to list, and will result in the human unit being
permanently impounded.

For free emergency service, call on JESUS.

DANGER: The human being units not responding to this recall action
will have to be scrapped in the furnace. The SIN defect will not be permitted
to enter Heaven so as to prevent contamination of that facility.
Thank you for your attention,

ALMIGHTY GOD

P. S. Please assist where possible by notifying others of this
important recall notice.

I am currently Good
I am listening to WATER