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Daylight Savings Time & Bambi
10/30/2005 01:07 p.m.
After resetting the zillion clocks and devices about my apartment, I opened the curtains this morning to view the dawn of a promising day, weather- wise at least. The birds were already chirping with gusto and a squirrel was canvassing the lawn searching for peanuts I had not yet set out. And then it hit me!

They did not know! No one has informed them! The angle of the sun tells them it's 7:22 a.m. But we've turned back the clocks. Without their knowledge! It's 6:22 a.m. sparrows! Should we tell them? Hey calico cat creeping up the stairs, across the street - you're an hour ahead of yourself Fluffy. Big ol' fat black dog sleeping on the porch next door - lunch is NOT as close as you think. Should we keep it as an inside joke? Thaaat's right starlings, the sun won't be going down for a long while yet (heheh).

What to do, what to do? All of Nature - clueless without a Timex.
I am currently Questioning
I am listening to The guy in Apt.#3 trying to hork up a lung.

Member Comments on this Entry
Posted by Michelle Angelini on 11/03/05 at 02:09 AM

You are too funny. I love calicoes. They are my favorite types of cat. But then again I like all kinds of cats, if they're mine. But believe me, they know time - mine wakes me up every morning when she wants to eat - a stomach clock! aaaarrgh!

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