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The Journal of Terry Olynik Saving Snails(NOT)By the Seashore.
09/30/2005 11:01 p.m.
Does anyone else rescue snails? Due to poor I.Q.s or feeble weather forecasting skills they venture out onto the sidewalks, only to find, halfway across, that the concrete begins to feel like the grill at Chilies. Gently rock them sideways, carry them to a shaded garden area, setting them down slowly - so that they re-emerge from their overheated shells and don't topple over. Lecturing them, I have found, is futile - they have no concept of escargot. I am currently Cool
I am listening to Love ( Forever Changes )
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