TEN THINGS I'VE DONE - THAT MOST HUMANS HAVEN'T
08/31/2005 11:38 p.m.
10. Bought, and then spilled a double Crown Royal on Bo Diddley.*
9. Had 11 straight passes in craps in Vegas.
8. Smoked just over 3/4 of a million cigarettes (see previous journal entry).
7. Had a crush on Hayley Mills.
6. Stood at a urinal next to Alice Cooper (who was covered in chicken feathers).
5. Watched the movie Diner at least 40 times.
4. Traded Burton Cummings (of the Guess Who) some bad wine for some warm beer.
3. Lived in the same apartment for 32 years.
2. Had some Heinekens, between sets with Mitch Ryder.
1. Walked the equivalent of N.Y. to L.A. and back - fifteen times (75,000 miles).**

*He still gave me an autograph - of his REAL name!
**I'm a mailman.

I am currently Nostalgic
I am listening to More Roomful Of Blues