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07/28/2005 04:55 p.m.
Can you name these 10 films without cheating?

As in, don't look anything up on the net... just a little game i wanted to play today, inspired by Andi French's cd track listing game...

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1. "Adults are like a combination of sadness and phobias. "

2. "Say it. Say, 'You have absolute power.'" -- [as Yoda] "You have absolute power! Eerrp!"

3. "Solitude brought out the worst in me. It gave me time to brood over the nature of things. I wondered how some people could be such a necessary part of one's life one day, and simply vanish the next. Isn't it supposed to last?"

4. "They say, when you meet the love of your life, time stops, and that's true. What they don't tell you is that when it starts again, it moves extra fast to catch up."

5. "If I could only have one food for the rest of my life? That's easy. Pez. Cherry flavor Pez. There's no doubt about it."

6. [about the Virgin Mary] "I know this is wrong, but do you ever wonder if she just made the whole thing up? I mean, it's a pretty good one. It's not like anyone can ever use virgin birth as an excuse again."

7. "A great numb feeling washes over me as I let go of the past and look forward to the future. Pretend to be a vampire. I don't really need to pretend, because it's who I am, an emotional vampire. I've just come to expect it. Vampires are real. That I was born this way. That I feed off of other people's real emotions. Search for this night's prey. Who will it be?"

8. "Everything inside is eatable, I mean edible, I mean you can eat everything."

9. "First of all, Papa Smurf didn't create Smurfette. Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gargamel's evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village, but the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her. And as for the whole gang-bang scenario, it just couldn't happen. Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have reproductive organs under those little white pants. That's what's so illogical, you know, about being a Smurf. What's the point of living if you don't have a dick?"

10. "See what you have to ask yourself is what kind of person are you? Are you the kind that sees signs, sees miracles? Or do you believe that people just get lucky? Or, look at the question this way: Is it possible that there are no coincidences?"
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I am listening to r.e.m.