the poster child of idiots
06/19/2005 10:32 p.m.
lately i have seen some awkward posts hung around my campus. posters pinned up on bulletin boards in the film building, stamped by the department, and i'm reading them thinking, well what the... who are these people? who does this stuff?

poster ..1::
"are you good at writing movies but suck when it comes to movie titles? have no fear movie-title-inc. is here. the first-ever exclusive movie title service. $10 for a short or documentary (per title) $20 for a feature. satisfactory movie title within 3 days or you don't pay. just email castor at ***********@hotmail.com and send us a brief synopsis of your film."

are you shitting me? i'm thinking, well why even try? why open your mouth? send you a synopsis? now why would i be that dumb? just fork over my idea, like: here little stranger, steal it! take my idea, just give me a title, take my money, take my idea, just give me a TITLE!

poster ..2::
"attention! attention! very skilled artist needed for original and illest comic book on the planet. if you possess the knowledge and creativity for this task (holla back!) only the sickest pencilers need to apply. if interested contact supreme at: ......-........ asap!"

need i say more? i should have stopped reading at 'illest.' i should have stopped! let me tell you something, if you're a student and you need to post a bulletin... use clip art, use funky fonts, but don't use language that makes my right brain hate my left brain, DON'T!

are people really getting this dumb? if you emailed castor, if you thought about emailing castor, if even one miniature section of your brain thought, 'well that sounds like a good idea,' then i want you do me a favor, stick your tongue in an electrical socket. just do it. you deserve worse.

and if you were intrigued by the "illest comic book in the world" and you thought about calling supreme, then you need to do the rest of us a huge favor, um, learn how to tie a noose. and if your second thought was, 'wow, wish i had a cool name like supreme,' then you need to turn around, walk to your bathroom, bend down over the toilet, stick your head in the water, and FLUSH! maybe that way you'll get rid of all that shit stuck between your ears!
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