Keyboards Aren't Waterproof...?
06/15/2005 10:03 p.m.
This just makes me chuckle so I'm posting it. I wrote it sometime back, just testing a new keyboard out. The old one got drenched by a water glass during a little wild sex.....

This is a test of my new keyboard!
It is nimble and attractive, yet unfamiliar—kinda sassy!
While such a characterization has not bode well for Soulo Jacob Bourgeau in pursuit of love, perhaps it will be an accurate assessment in my pursuit of a new keyboard, a unique harbinger for melodiously blissful creation of satirical prose and dubious web browsing.
Somewhere in this is a deep and meaningful point, as the demise of my last keyboard can directly be attributed to a relationship with a woman, hot and steamy, stormy and delightful, albeit that tragedy was. Indeed, I have learned that the safety and actual location of a computer keyboard is handled just as recklessly as is underwear and bras during a spontaneous passionate coital affair.
Just a point of thought, I want to admit here and now that I cannot, in fact, spell the word ‘tragedy’. It is in my top ten most misspelled words. In fact, I just inaccurately spelled the word ‘misspelled’. Thank you Bill Gates for spell checkers. There is something wrong with a guy who finds it easier to type ‘inaccurately spell’ than the word ‘misspelled’. Regardless, windows spell checkers are attacking my intellect in a manner not unlike what calculators did to torpedo my adolescent war with algebra and trigonometry.
But at least I’ve found a sassy new keyboard! 

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