chains shmains
04/28/2005 03:39 a.m.
I hate chains.
Chain of events to be more precise.
That little circle of {insert your own dirty word ~ seeing as how I normally don't curse} $#!+.
I am poor.
And being poor, I have a very-old-slow-dinosaur-no-upgrade-available-computer.
Having said computer, it just can't take anything past dial-up. No DSL. And I don't have a cable modem.
So I must rely on my trusty phone line to keep me connected in this information age.
Wanna know what happens when a squirrel decides to use a phone line as a teething device?
Yep, said phone line becomes severed.
But only slightly.
So Shonda tries to splice.
Splice has issues. It only decides to move information at it's leisure.
So now my only other option is to fix the splice.
And fixing the splice requires a whole new phone line. All 50 feet. 50 feet of phone line?
And of course we all know what that requires.
MONEY.
And we are back to the beginning of our chain.
I AM POOR!
Thus the reason for my short appearances as of late. Hopefully one year soon (haha) I can get this fixed and spend more than just a few seconds on here.
Did I mention I hate chains?


I am currently Frustrated
I am listening to traffic on I-40.