guess I should be careful...
02/24/2005 05:04 a.m.
Anyone who has read my bio knows I am addicted to Carmex.
My tube of Carmex now comes with a drug label.
Sometimes I wonder if the FDA thinks we are all just a bunch of morons.
The included warnings are:
For external use only. (not even gonna go there ~ if you are going to use it that way, well then you are a moron)
When using this product avoid contact with eyes. (my mouth is really close to my eyes, and there is always the danger of that nervous twitch)
Stop use and ask doctor if irritation and rash occurs. (a rash and/or irritation? on my mouth? you better believe I'll ask my doctor and I don't need a warning)
Keep all medicines out of reach of children. (this one deserves its place on the label ~ bravo FDA ~ I really mean that)
They even tell me how to use my coveted tube of Carmex:
Apply liberally and evenly as often as necessary, and before exposure to sun, wind, or cold (so glad we cleared that one up)
Consult a physician for use in children under 6 months of age (for anyone who has ever used Carmex ~ you know it is not chapstick, I would not even use this on my 8 year old nephew ~ this is for older individuals only)
This is a personal care item and should be used by one individual only. (hey ~ can I borrow your... never mind ~ hopefully you get the picture)
Anywho ~ I feel so much closer to my tube of Carmex, now that I know all her pros and cons.
It's so nice to feel edumacated.
Thanks FDA.
**none of this is meant to offend anyone, so if you work for the FDA, please except my apologies and if you are a Carmex addict such as myself, you now have been warned**
I am currently Dorky
I am listening to the warnings, oh the warnings!