the best news I have had all year
01/26/2005 03:19 a.m.
My next door neighbors are moving out!
That means...

no more mowing the lawn at 10:30 at night
no more parking in my driveway
no more peeling out when asked to move your vehicle from my driveway
no more fixing your truck in the back yard right next to my bedroom at 2:30 in the morning
no more 4:00am fights that contain cursing, yelling, and the slight mention of a gun
no more police visits because your girlfriend got drunk and couldn't find her way home thus wandering around the neighborhood until someone called the cops and complained
no more reeving your camaro at 6:00 in the morning
no more loud parties
no more backing into my car and then acting like it never happened
NO MORE YOU!!!!!!

(just a little fyi~ I have lived in this neighborhood my entire life and never in my 30 years have people like this lived in that house ~ gotta love rent properties ~ I actually live in a very safe and quiet neighborhood ~ we don't get much excitement ~ and I like it that way ~ sure hope the next renters are much nicer)

I really am a nice neighbor. Promise.

I am currently Excited
I am listening to the usual.