Lonely Inanimate Objects
10/07/2004 03:22 p.m.
Reality gave me a swift, hard slap in the face this morning.

I have the "singles" fridge.

I was reaching in to retrieve a couple of diet sodas for work, and noticed that what was left in the aftermath was a small tub of butter and some condiments.

A small tub of butter and some condiments ~ How sad is that?
Of course let's not forget my Arm & Hammer. He is always present.

Then I got to thinking ~ maybe I could connect my lonely fridge with my lonely toothbrush & together with my lonely car, we could all just run away. Sounds like a plan.

Anyone wanna come along?
I am currently Sad
I am listening to a leafblower.