Deviant Snack Cakes
10/05/2004 11:28 p.m.
Have you ever wondered where they find the people who name children's snack cakes? I do. Take a look at some of the everyday snacks made particularly for kids: Twinkies, Zingers, Ho Ho's, Snowballs, Ring Dings, Honey Buns, and let's not forget the Ding Dongs.
It is a miracle our kids make it. I say it is adult sexual frustration portrayed in innocent examples. I know they could have came up with better names than these. But would they have wanted to?
Is it safe to say that we have all eaten a ho ho/ding dong or two before? I will never tell.
Such is life.
I am currently Questioning
I am listening to the knocking of my ceiling fan.