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I don't know what I did
07/24/2004 05:41 p.m.
Men, just a warning, this entry may not be for you!!!

NO hair is growing on my legs. I haven't shaved in four weeks, and NO hair is growing. It's amazing. I don't know what I did or how it happened. I know I spent months sugar waxing, and then I ran out of the wax and couldn't afford to replace it, so I shaved a couple of times using Noxema's "shave minimizing" gel, and then, voila, no hair!!!! I'm awed and amazed! I can't believe it, my skin is so soft and......hairless!!!

Of course, I never shaved my upper thighs. Never. And I'm trying to convince my own girls to never do that because I never really got hair there. At about age 13, there was fine blonde hair, but I never shaved it and by age 17 there was just never any there. I wish I could have not been curious and done that with my lower legs. But I was just so eager to enter the REAL world of womanly ways....LOL!!!

Now, how can I get the same thing to happen to my underarms??? (I tried to warn the men, who are, by now saying EWWWWWWWWWW....LMAO!!!!)
I am currently Dorky
I am listening to paid advertising. Ack.

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