Night Out
07/18/2004 01:43 p.m.

All I have to say from last night is holy crap! Saturday night and we decided to go out to our regular club and heard that a few people from work decided to go as well. We said cool and hoped to see them there. Now keep in mind this is a mostly gay club and these guys were mostly straight.

So the night starts off slow. People arrived kinda lateish (around 1130 or so). Two of our friends were showing up that we work with pretty directly. They are nice ladies who know how to have a good time. So they finally arrive and we are just getting a couple of drinks to relax ourselves before going to dance. The hostess drag queen was in the room and one of the girls goes up to her and starts having this conversation. Amusing as hell, especially when they start talking about her fake breasts and stuff. They are feeling them and all that and all we can do is crack up laughing.

That is over in no time and we are in the dance room just having fun. Dancing, singing and enjoying the night. The first drag dance comes on and we are just standing watching. After that we had another drink and just talked and danced.

About 1am came around and the girl that felt the drag queens breasts was out of it. She was picking an arguement with a young gay guy couple because she wanted to dance on the box and they were "hogging" it. Figures that there has to be some sort of dispute where we have to jump in the middle of it. Hysterical tho. So we fix that issue quickly and the drag queen comes back on to inform us that the second show never showed up. So she goes to put on her own show by somehow devowering a seafood salad sub on the dance floor (but in the messy way). She's throwing food all over the place and smearing it all over herself. The end of it all she picks some random person out of the crowd and kisses them with her make up face with seafood salad all over it. Yeah...who was that lucky random person???? Yeah, ME! Damnit I had seafood all over me. It was so friggin funny. I smelled like crab for the rest of the night. It was completely disgusting but utterly laughing my ass off experience. As soon as everyone from work saw that, they all ran away but they were dying with laughter.

The rest of the night was pretty much quiet after that. The night ended with a happy note and everyone went home to sleep. Great night! Definitely going down in the memory books.