The Loveliness that is Army Surplus
07/02/2004 04:45 p.m.
So I went to the Army Surplus store today for a Camo hat.

I must admit I was at first a little nervous, being a victim of my own stereotypes. When you walk past the window there is like a huge bomb in the display window and I'm thinking "Merciful Jesus, I'm going to walk in and there is going to be like a militia or Aryan nation meeting going on in the back room"

But I was being stupid very very stupid.

There were men there, but they were young southern men, tall, wiry, cute as hell, deliciously homegrown and oh so sexily helpful and polite. I wanted to buy the whole store.

Or at the very least handcuffs, thumbcuffs, legcuffs, a leather paddle and a rubber baton.

Oh yes I will be returning...

One of them even let me try out my handcuffs on him. He followed direction quite well. I was impressed.

I did come out with desired Marine woodland camo cap and a nice new pair of police issue cuffs. Sassy.