hacker's delight to my dismay
05/05/2004 12:16 a.m.

your life an aimless nothing
rotting in your chair
ruin lives by bluffing
you're whitening my hair

a little bug, a shifty worm
my cyber world in jail
if i could catch you, make you squirm
i'd hammer in the nail

hacker, oh i loathe you so
for wasting all my time
my muse today, a gutless foe
damn you for this rhyme

may 2, 2004

that damn lasser worm hit our computer... hard... bleh...
wasting time reloading windows and anti-virus stuff when i could be writing real poetry, heh...
if i ever catch one of those hackers, i'm gonna hang em
by their toenails in my front yard... i mean it...