Rockin the LRC
02/25/2004 12:24 a.m.
Some guy commented on my "Fart Steam" haiku: He said he didn't know girls farted. Well, let me tell you, they do, a lot. Most of the girls I know fart more than the guys, but maybe the guys just control themselves better. When I had food poisoning, they smelled like rotten eggs. Really rotten eggs. It really didn't help settle my stomach when I couldn't stand my own stench.

So I'm in the LRC computer lab, which is where I spend about 1/3 of my waking life. I should be getting ahead on homework. Yeah right.