Blea
02/16/2004 11:45 p.m.
I have food poisoning. I have vomited everything in my stomach every two hours starting at 4am.

Needless to say, it has not been such a fantastic day.

But, I was awoken in my pile of towls to find out that a haiku I wrote won 2nd place in the Press Haiku contest. I wrote it about wal-mart. This is how it goes:

Long narrow aisles
Packed full of screaming children
I just need condoms.

So wohoo! Oh, God, I have to go vomit now.