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Summer Goals
07/14/2003 04:07 a.m.
1. Smash lightbulbs on side of Apartment building.
2. Squish a loaf of bread.
3. Light spraypaint on fire.
4. Shoot a car with a nail gun.
5. Make water balloons out of condoms.
6. Throw a computer off the roof.
7. Throw the campus center popcorn machine over the balcony in the campus center.
8. Break a beer bottle and fight someone with it.
9. Throw eggs at a house
10. Break a mirror.
11. Shave someone's arm.
12. Smash a pie in Tasha's face (Tasha, if you are reading this, Cynthia is the one who said to smash it in your face.)
13. My virginity grew back and I need to kill it again.

I would like readers to note that this entry was written under the influence and should not be taken seriously.
I am currently Upbeat
I am listening to Rolling Stones

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