The Journal of A. Paige White Froglet wee, garden guardian 08/02/2009 04:22 p.m. Standing guard at the garden gate I am currently Affectionate I am listening to USM of course Comments (1) It's 3:08 and what a wonderful round that is 07/26/2009 08:31 p.m. GEEEEEZ When gun fever sweeps down upon men in the south it takes no prisoners. Can't believe I'd forgotten what gun fever looks like on a man's face. Oh he of the Hoppes 9 aftershave is lamenting the missing hemostats from his tackle box.... six guns laid across the bed begging for admiration -and caresses disguised as swabbing- from one and all GEEEEEEEZ I am currently Bemused I am listening to USM of course Comments (0) Watering the lawn mower 07/25/2009 05:25 p.m. *Forever this man giggles me* He really did set up the sprinkler to close to where he left the mower when our neighbor dropped in The neighborhood health watch accomplished He reports to me in the laughter kissing his grizzled brow on the way to the Son above It's too funny to watch the grays neighbor The troubles have faded finding no sure ground gratitude is the grain Silly silver Smith in the world of high speed nettings I am currently Affectionate I am listening to USM's usual gorgeous mixture Comments (0) Hoppes 9 07/25/2009 04:45 a.m. Hoppes 9 is the aftershave of choice this evening I am informed Finding the font is mandatory to render Hoppes 9 with accuracy Don't think it can be done without the distinctive aroma filling the air I am so not the sun always shining never exhausted I feel like a sun so exhausted even the moon has lost all shine owing nothing to earth in her placement This week has been the fullest spectrum loving and laughing and everything in between I must live in the south for the smell of gun oil to whistle up nostalgic memories like a winter's night in July Wonder how many moms of hunters will notice and remember... assuredly I'm not the only one Now it's time to turn off this nightlight aka laptop I am currently Surreal I am listening to pleasantly humming A/C Comments (0) Nawlins beauties 07/19/2009 03:43 a.m. What a little doll!!! Jackson Square Rough night for crotch fires in New Orleans... ~;-> *giggle* but he found a beer tall enough to quench the flame or that's how it appears Somehow New Orleans got between us and home.... We never know when that will happen. And we usually get sprinkled in powdered sugar. Must be those square donuts that go with Cafe Au Lait too well. I am currently Bemused I am listening to USM outdoing themselves with great music Comments (0) a cajun hibiscus (for you Sarah! ;-) 07/18/2009 03:51 p.m. here ya go darlin! I've got more but we've got to check out of this hotel in Hammond and hit the road. They really are gorgeous... whatcha think? I'll post more later today if I can manage it... I am currently Happy I am listening to somebody talking about gun shopping... boys will be boys Comments (1) in the wilderness there really are vineyards 07/09/2009 07:19 p.m. I am stunned. Utterly stunned. That God would just drop into my spirit not only the knowledge of what to do to erase seven years of bitterness... I am awestruck. That He was even able to give me not only exactly what I should do, but as potentially humbling as that will be but to WANT to! And to find absolutely NO FEAR at the prospect and not only to want to, but excited and exuberant at the thought of finally getting some closure even though it's taking a mountain of faith to trust Him with the outcome, especially if that outcome is NOT what I want... That scripture in Hosea is MY WORD for this time in my life. All I can do is shake my head at how faithful He is to answer prayers over and above all we can dare to think or imagine... JESUS YOU ARE AWESOMENESS!!!! I am currently Dumbfounded I am listening to Joseph Arthur Comments (0) July Fifth: July Fourth Recovery 07/05/2009 04:32 p.m. I am sore all over. Gagy Wagy is one more chunky monkey to pack around. My has brain replied to my lower back's assertion that he weighs only around twenty pounds smartly Oh yeaaaa? It's closer to twenty five, stupid. I'm the brains around here, ask me before you attempt to measure these things. Brain has also decided Gage has forever changed the mental picture of strawberry blonde to watermelon blonde. He is a blondie like his daddy was. His eyes define the term baby blue, too. If you never knew, you've really got to be in shape to handle this grandparenting thing. My brain or back can tell you about it. Isaiah 40:29-31 reflects an awareness of this truth. "He gives power to the weak, And to those who have no might He increases strength. Even the youths shall faint and be weary, And the young men shall utterly fall, But those who wait on the LORD Shall renew their strength; They shall mount up with wings like eagles, They shall run and not be weary, They shall walk and not faint." Ears could you tell brain and back what you just heard? PlEaSe??? We were horrified to read about Air McNair's awful death. He's from Mt. Olive. I am currently Refreshed I am listening to White Noise Comments (0) Dear diary 07/04/2009 02:44 a.m. I am so looking forward to carving up some little melon balls putting one in each of Gage's fists to watch it go straight to his mouth and some fresh cantaloupe balls and watch his face! We've concluded the safest place for this sticky experience will be sitting in the kiddy pool a big chuckle from Big D. because this is so close to true we couldn't help but laugh reading it! Dear Diary: May 30th: My husband and I just moved to Hattiesburg, Mississippi from up North. Now this is a city that knows how to live!! Beautiful sunny days and warm balmy evenings. What a place! Watched the sunset from a park lying on a blanket. It was beautiful. I've finally found my home. I love it here. June 10th: It’s really heating up. Got to 100 today! Not a problem. Live in an air-conditioned home, drive an air-conditioned car. What a pleasure to see the sun everyday like this. I'm turning into a sun worshiper. June 14th: Had the backyard landscaped with western plants today. Lots of cactus and rocks. What a breeze to maintain. No more mowing the lawn for us! Another scorcher today, but I love it here. June 30th: The temperature hasn't been below 100 all week. How do people get used to this kind of heat? At least it's kind of windy though. But getting used to the heat and humidity is taking longer than I expected. July 10th: Fell asleep by the pool. (Got 3rd degree burns over 60% of my body.) Missed 3 days of work. What a dumb thing to do. I learned my lesson though. Got to respect the ole' sun in a climate like this. July 15th: I missed Morgan (our cat) sneaking into the car when I left this morning. By the time I got to the hot car for lunch, Morgan had died and was swollen up to the size of a shopping bag and stank up the $2,000 leather upholstery. I told the kids that she ran away. The car now smells like Kibbles and sh----. I learned my lesson though.. No more pets in this heat. July 20th: The wind sucks. It feels like a giant blow dryer!! And it's hot as hell. The home air-conditioner is on the fritz and the A/C repairman charged $200 just to drive by and tell me he needed to order parts! July 21st: Been sleeping outside by the pool for 3 nights now. $1,500 in house payments and we can't even go inside. Why did I ever come here? July 22nd: It's 105 degrees. Finally got the air-conditioner fixed today. It cost $500 and gets the temperature down to 85, but this humidity makes the house feel like it's about 95. Dumb repairman peed in my pool. I hate this stupid city! July 23rd: If another wiseass cracks "Hot enough for you today?" I'm going to strangle him. By the time I get to work the radiator is boiling over, my clothes are soaking wet, and I smell like baked cat!! July 24th: Tried to run some errands after work. Wore shorts and sat on the black leather seats in the car. I lost two layers of flesh and all the hair on the back of my legs. Now my car smells like burnt hair, fried butt, and baked cat. July 25th: The weather report might as well be a recording: Hot and sunny. Hot and sunny. Hot and sunny. It's been too hot to do anything for two months and the weatherman says it might really warm up next week. How can it WARM UP when it’s already 1000 freakin’ degrees? Doesn't it ever rain in this desert?? Water rationing will be next, so I might as well watch $1700 worth of cactus just dry up and blow into the pool! Even the cactus can't live in this heat! July 26th: Welcome to HELL!!! Temperature got to 105 today. Forgot to crack the window and blew the windshield out of the car. The installer came to fix it and said, "Hot enough for you today?" My husband had to spend the $1500 house payment to bail me out of jail. Dang South! WHAT KIND OF A SICK DEMENTED PERSON WOULD WANT TO LIVE HERE!?!??!! I am currently Pathetic I am listening to USM jazzing it up... Go Golden Eagles Comments (0) 7/3/9 07/03/2009 09:37 p.m. My littlest one, Chip laughingly refers to him as our very own Smith County Watermelon, Gage, hatched not that far from the Smith county line, will be here tomorrow and get his official breaking in to Independence Day celebrations composed of watermelon and kiddy pool playing by the barbecue and memorial fireworks displays oh yea, getting some of that sweet sticky seed spitting sugar ~;-> Trying to figure out the best fireworks display to take him to... He's just the right age to get his party on for the first time Megan, David, Logan and Cadence will be celebrating with David's boss and their family Paul B Johnson State Park July 4th 8:45 PM Fireworks Sumrall has something going on Saturday..there is an ugly pet contest at 10:30am and some other stuff afterwards. It was in the Impact..guess I threw it away. we are such rednecks Sullivan's Hollow, Ms. Fireworks will begin after everyone is good and sauced up from Bill's all day 4th of July party, probably around dark ... ... and proving my point I am currently Zealous I am listening to Kirk Franklin and nu nation Comments (0) Next 10 Entries - Previous 10 Entries Return to the Library of A. Paige White   pathetic.org Version 7.3.2 May 2004 Terms and Conditions of Use 0 member(s) and 2 visitor(s) online All works Copyright © 2025 their respective authors. Page Generated In 0 Second(s)