WEEEEEEEE
03/22/2005 01:52 a.m.
Shane comes home tonight! Shane comes home to-night! Tonight tonight tonight! I am sooooooooooo excited! I haven't seen him in two months. I'm going to jump on him and knock him down in the middle of the airport and probably get arrested. I went shopping today with my sister to kill time and found some fabulous Steve Madden shoes and a couple of shirts that were actually affordable. I am in such a good mood. By the way, I have been known to jump to conclusions, and it appears that that was what I was doing. Shane called me from Houston and I talked to him for about 40 minutes. Now that he's back in the US, his phonecards finally work. Anyway, I gotta go. I'm so excited. La la la!

Fabulous reasons today is such a good day: 1. Shane is coming home after 2 months of being in Central America.
2. I bought fabulous new shoes and 2 shirts
3. They are offering History of Rhetoric in the fall semester so I can graduate in December.
4. It's the first day of Spring.
5. It's Spring Break

I am currently Fabulous
I am listening to Virginia Reel Around the Fountain-Built to Spill

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St. Patrick's day!
03/17/2005 09:54 p.m.
Today is the first day since Friday that I don't feel like shit. I'm still coughing, and my voice is really hoarse and terrifying, but at least I don't feel like I did. Shane will be home in 5 days! 5 days! 5 days! Wohoo! And Brandon will be home soon, too! I'm so glad, I haven't seen him in 7 months. I miss my boys.

Today I was watching the Daily Show before I left for class, and they did a report on how George W. has huge balls because he continually does whatever he wants without respect for what is right or what EVERYONE ELSE IN THE WORLD thinks he should do. God, the foulest, most evil man to ever climb out of his own slime was somehow elected president.

What's next? Getting some of Hitler's DNA from a mosquito trapped in tree sap and creating a new Hitler to be the next US leader? It wouldn't surprise me.
I am currently Better

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bleh
03/15/2005 02:12 a.m.
I keep thinking I'm better, but it turns out that it's just the ibuprofen kicking in and 4 hours later, I start to feel like shit again. I want to drink a gallon of Odwalla Strawberry C monster, but Christ, that shit is expensive. 7 day until Shane comes home. I'm nervous and excited. Actually, right now I just feel like shit.

At least I didn't have to go to school today.

Sick is not a mood option.

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Flu
03/14/2005 01:34 a.m.
I have the flu. All I can do is haul myself in and out of the bath tub, and even that's a struggle. No word from you-know-who. 17 days, but who's counting?

I am

I am currently shitty

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10 days!
03/11/2005 07:22 p.m.
10 more days until Shane comes home! I can't wait, I miss him so freaking much. His mom called me yesterday. She really misses him too. I feel kind of bad for her because all her kids are growing up and she's like the best mom ever. Oh the phone yesterday she said, "Well, I'm gonna clean up his room for him...not that he'll be staying here, he'll probably stay with you...ya know, they just get to a certain age where moms aren't as important anymore." She sounded so sad. Maybe just nostalgic. I didn't tell Shane I got a Mercedes, I'm just going to pick him up at the airport and say "oh, let's take the fancy car." tra la la. Going out for a fabulous beer on St. Patrick's day with Adri, it'll be awesome. We went last year, but I accidentally drank a little more than I meant to and had to go back to school tipsy. But all I had was JPC 101, so it didn't matter. Alaska may not have much in the way of culture, but we have fucking awesome beer. Microbrewing is the Alaskan pastime.
I am listening to Night on the sun-THE MOUSE

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New favorite phrase for a nerdy English major
03/10/2005 11:14 p.m.
Last night I was watching Law and Order SVU, which I find disturbing but I am hooked on it, and the ADA prosecutor used the following fancy adage at the end of her speech: An eye for an eye and the whole world is blind.

It's true. I realized what a huge freaking nerd I was when I said "Hey, nice adage. That's good rhetoric." So now my new favorite compliment is "that's good rhetoric."

I love it.
I am listening to Sublime

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Random piece of sex trivia
03/09/2005 12:20 a.m.
Did you know that Shakespeare coined the sexual phrase "The beast with two backs"? Isn't that funny? I heard someone on "That 70s Show" say it once. It's from Othello. Shakespeare had one dirty mind. I can't believe I never noticed it before. He's always talking about ladies crotches and sex and more crotches. But I think I never noticed because he just slips it in with euphemisms like "lap."


I am listening to Paul van dyk

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Amusing test
03/08/2005 11:43 p.m.
I just took a very amusing test on OKcupid.com. Here are the results:

Pretty fucked 14 is your Fuckedness Number! Crazy!

You're pretty fucked for the next four years. Why? I don't know, maybe it's because you're actually smart and have real actual morals, and not just the fake Christian kind. Maybe you're a minority. Whatever the reason, you've got fairly high levels of fuckedness. Prepare yourself. It's gonna be a rough 4 years.

My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender : You scored higher than 50% on Fuckedness

Link: The How Fucked by Bush You Are Test written by leelander on Ok Cupid

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!
03/06/2005 04:21 a.m.
My parents showed up at my house today and said "Come outside for a minute." There, in the driveway, was the 1987 mercedes they just bought me. I am still totally shocked. I can't believe they bought me a car. I can't believe they bought me a mercedes. It's such a nice car, and it's OLDER than my other car. It's a sweet sweet pimpmobile. I'm not even going to tell shane, I'm just going to pick him up at the airport in it. Sweet.

I am currently full of superficial joy about a car

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AHHHHH! The humanity!
03/03/2005 09:27 p.m.
They took away my stereo at work. Well, it isn't really mine, but it was in the office where I sit, alone, to work. So now I don't even have music to keep me company while I pretend to work here. Only one more month of free, slave labor. I guess using the words "free" and "slave" right next to each other is kind of an oxymoron.

I wish Shane would call me or e-mail me or something. If he was here, I'd punch him. Or hug him as hard as I possibly could. Fuck, I miss him so much. It's just easier not to think about it at all and bury myself in work.

Oh my god, I'm so dumb. I can play music on the computer. Hello! Ok, problem solved.
I am currently Bummed

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