A Quiz I Stole From Jasmine
10/17/2005 06:06 a.m.
1. ONE WISH?
No nuclear power, including bombs, missles, power plants, and McDonalds coffee

2. ARE YOU A LOVER OR A FIGHTER?
Both. But I prefer lover.

3. WHAT'S YOUR WORST FEAR?
Loneliness

4. AS A KID, WERE YOU A LEGO MANIAC?
No.

5. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF "REALITY" TV?
A bunch of people with nothing to do, watching other people with nothing to do. "reality" TV should be shot.

6. DO YOU CHEW ON YOUR STRAWS?
No.

7. WERE YOU A CUTE BABY?
Parts of me were cute. They just weren't connected together.

8. IS THE SINGLE LIFE FOR YOU?
I'd like a working realtionship better

9. WHAT COLOR IS YOUR KEYBOARD?
Black with crumbs.

10. DO YOU SING IN THE SHOWER?
Only so others don't waste all the hot water.

11. HAVE YOU EVER BUNGEE JUMPED?
Yes

12. ANY SECRET TALENTS?
Yes, but that's personal.

13. WHAT'S YOUR IDEAL VACATION SPOT?
Irelan

14. IS JAY LENO FUNNY?
No. Most TV show "Hosts" make me sick.

15. CAN YOU DRIVE?
I can fly too.

16. HAVE YOU SEEN THE MOVIE "DONNIE DARKO"?
I slept through it.

18. HOW MANY LICKS DOES IT TAKE TO GET TO THE CENTER OF A TOOSTIE POP?
I don't lick anything. I chomp.

19. CAN YOU SING THE ALPHABET BACKWARDS?
I can't sing it forward, either.

20. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN ON AN AIRPLANE?
Commercial, military fixed wing and rotor, cesna, parachuting and a hang glider. I'm looking forward to parasailing next.

21. ARE YOU AN ONLY CHILD?
No, my dad counts.

22. DO YOU PREFER ELECTRIC OR MANUAL PENCIL SHARPENERS?
I prefer mechanical pencils period.

23. WHAT'S YOUR STAND ON HUNTING?
I hunt people. What does that tell you?

24. IS MARRIAGE IN YOUR FUTURE?
Right now... distant future.

25. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING?
I'd like it more ledgible

26. WHAT ARE YOU ALLERGIC TO?
Stupidity. I get red-faced and short of breath around idiots.

27. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU SAID, "I LOVE YOU?"
That's personal, so bugger off.

28. IS ELVIS STILL ALIVE?
Only in my granddaddy's heart.

30. HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR EGGS?
I like my eggs scrambled. As for my girlfriend? I like hers unfertilized

31. ARE BLONDES DUMB?
Blonds do not hold a monopoly on "dumb"

32. WHERE DOES THE OTHER SOCK END UP?
The same place time travelers go.

33. WHAT TIME IS IT?
8:50 am, Baghdad time

34. DO YOU HAVE A NICKNAME?
Jersey

35. IS MCDONALD'S DISGUSTING?
All fast food is disgusting. Read Upton Sinclair's "The Jungle".

36. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WERE IN A CAR?
Um... a car in general, or just a vehicle. I was in a pick-up about 3 months ago... just a car... 6 months ago.

37. DO YOU PREFER BATHS OR SHOWERS?
Showers.

38. IS SANTA CLAUS REAL?
Only to children, whom we lie to.

39. DO YOU LIKE TO HAVE YOUR NECK KISSED?
Doesn't everyone? I know I do.

40. ARE YOU AFRAID OF THE DARK?
Only if someone else I don't know is there.

41.WHAT ARE YOU ADDICTED TO?
Sex, coffee, cigarettes, alcohol, women and chicken in a biskit.

42. CRUNCHY OR CREAMY PEANUT BUTTER?
Crunchy

43. CAN YOU CRACK YOUR NECK?
many times in one setting, if I'm lucky.

44. HAVE YOU EVER RIDDEN IN AN AMBULANCE?
Gurney once, escorted three times. Never driven one though.

45. HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU BRUSHED YOUR TEETH TODAY?
1

46. IS DRUG FREE THE WAY TO BE?
If you're a mormon

47. ARE YOU A HEAVY SLEEPER?
no.

48. WHAT COLOR ARE YOUR EYES?
Blue/grey

50. DO YOU LIKE YOUR LIFE?
I like life, but I'd like it better in America

51. LIQUOR OR BEER?
Both, but definately Jameson and Jager

52. ARE YOU PSYCHIC?
I'm psychotic, does that count?

53. HAVE YOU READ "CATCHER IN THE RYE"?
Once. I didn't get it, either. Holden was a fag.

54. DO YOU PLAY ANY INSTRUMENTS?
Guitar, bass, piano.

55. HAVE U EVER STOLEN MONEY?
Am I pass the statute of limitations? the answer is no, but I've had money stolen from me.

56. CAN YOU SNOWBOARD?
yes

57. DO YOU LIKE CAMPING?
YES.

58. DO U SNORT WHEN U LAUGH?
No.

59. DO YOU BELIEVE IN MAGIC?
I don't NOT believe in it.

60. ARE DOGS A MAN'S BEST FRIEND?
No, monster trucks are.

61. DO YOU BELIEVE IN DIVORCE?
No.

62. CAN YOU DO THE MOONWALK?
You can watch me make the attempt.

63. DO YOU MAKE A LOT OF MISTAKES?
Yes, but none of them have killed me yet :)

64. IS IT HOT OUTSIDE TODAY?
It's hot everyday. I live in a fucking desert, in the middle of a war zone. What type of question is that?

65. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE?
Corn beef hash.

66. DO YOU WEAR NAIL POLISH?
No.

67. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN KISSED?
Many times in many places.

68. WHAT'S THE MOST ANNOYING COMMERCIAL?
Anything dealing with pharmasutical companies. People running in green grassy fields with blue skys taking the purple pill disgust me.

69. DO YOU SHOP AT AMERICAN EAGLE?
That's a store?

70. DO YOU SNORE?
No.

71. FAVORITE SONG AT THE MOMENT?
Transgression - Fear Factory

72. LAST THING THAT MADE YOU SAD?
My fiancee
I am currently Unhappy
I am listening to Anthrax

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This Sounds Like Me! ;-)
06/22/2005 02:08 a.m.

Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me with Jersey Daniel Gibson's Disease
Cause:	mobile phone radiation
Symptoms:	facial hair, lust, finger pain
Cure:	infect someone else
Enter your name, for your own diagnosis:

I am currently Crafty
I am listening to Radiohead - Pyramid Song

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Sage Advice From Jersey
01/15/2004 01:18 a.m.
On being human:

"Never underestimate your ability to overestimate your ability"

"Life sucks. Get over it."

"Trust me, if you think your life sucks, I guarentee someone is much worse off. Feel better, unless you're that other person."

"Prozac; It's what's for dinner."

On being in love:

"Love is like a credit report; you never see it, but it matters.

"Love sucks. Get over it."

"Never date someone who went through a sex-change operation."

"It would be wonderful if dating came with resumes."

On working:

"Work is to give us purpose, otherwise we'd probably be commiting mass suicide."

"Work sucks. Get over it."

"When working, do your best. Odds are, someone will suck, and you'll nab all the promotions, and in a clench, they will be the one laid off."

"Money is important when work, just as you don't mind all the blood on it. Chnces are, it's yours anyhow."

On fulfillment:

"Accomplish one thing every day. Waking up is usually my accomplishment."

"Goals suck. Get over it."

"New Years Resolutions are like false promises. Noone ever intends on keeping them."

"Never quit, never give up, and you'll probably never finish."

On sex:

"Ask the person for driver's licences, left ring finger, and a sample of blood. Then bring a prophilatic."

"Morning afters suck. Get over it."

"Names may not be necessary, but prenuptuals will be."

"Never date anyone with your same last name. You will not believe the comments."

On goodbyes:

"Better make them quick, otherwise your mother will lay on you a huge guilt trip."

"Leaving sucks. Get over it."

"Leaving a letter and leaving when whoever is asleep is a coward's way, but you'll be surprise how much stress it reduces."

"Last kisses and hugs are good. Last 'proper goodbyes' often lead to children when you come back."

On being me:

"Never let them see you bleed, cry, or sweat. Otherwise you got to take a shower."

"My humor sucks. You'll enjoy it."

"If at first I don't suceed, I usually just shoot the thing."

"Never do something that a trip to the Intensive Care Unit won't cure."
I am currently Poetic
I am listening to Disturbed!

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