I consult with my bookie
who is quite the bully,
to bet on that bunny,
the one with the bushy.

While chomping his cookie,
he does gets quite cushy
and begins with the fucking
and thinks it's quite funny.

I ask "Why so fussy?
Do not be so goody.
Do not call me honey.
I will not play hooky.
I am not a hussy.
Please don't get pushy.
I am not a pussy."

10/22/2012