the three main things in life
are pie, hookers, and kung-fu movies.


plato had the first two down
if only we could bring him back
and introduce him to bruce lee...


the republic might have a new twist
for its guardians would
truly know the art-form
of kicking some serious ass....

before taking part
in other fun...

prostitute or pastry anyone?

11/20/2004

Posted on 11/20/2004
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