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Douche bags are back in style
07/22/2011 04:13 a.m.
I’m starting to feel like real life is so tragically reflecting high-school. Its food chain has just been flipped upside down. At the top, you’ve got your corporate dick heads draining money and life and claiming the American dream like America trying to claim the moon. It’s sick. They’re the bullied smart nerdy kids so disheartened in mankind that they set out to get revenge. I hypothesize that sociopathic behavior is probably more common on Wall Street than prison, but no one has the balls to test it. On the other end the jocks are your local construction workers, sign-wavers and line cooks. Their cheerleader girlfriends are strippers and whores. I’m still stuck in the middle. I always thought high school was temporary but that little morsel of hope dangling in front of me, keeping me going has been taken away with a realistic slap in the face. It’s disheartening but at least they really were preparing us for real life. My mother, gotta love her, was talking about god knows what with the bottle in her hands, and somehow she brought up how douche bags are obsolete and women keep clean with soap, sprays, and sanitary wipes these days. I said “Mom I beg to differ, I believe douche bags are back in style.” She looked at me oddly shrugged it off with another swig, and we were soon talking about taxes. It started me thinking how much of a conversation I usually end up having with myself, but it’s fine at least I can count on avoiding an argument. I kissed my mom goodbye, and said, “have you read the paper lately?” she responds “yesterday why?” so I respond “I’m telling you Douche bags are back in style” she laughed this time. Sometimes I feel like packing for Italy but I wonder if they need my transcripts from the united states of high school. Hopefully my credits will transfer. Sadly a nonfiction.
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I am listening to "Never there" by Cake

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