A Joke
02/06/2010 08:54 a.m.
A guy is driving a little erratically and soon pulled over. The officer walks over to the driver and asks if he's been drinking. The driver replies, "Not at all officer". "What do you do for a living" asks the policeman. The driver replies, "I'm a guitarist in a punk band". The officer asks the driver to step out of the vehicle for a quick test. He steps out and the officer holds up 4 fingers, "how many fingers am i holding up?" he asks. "Four" replies the driver with confidence. "You are under arrest" states the policeman as he takes out his cuffs. "What for? I swear i haven't had a drop to drink!". To which the officer replies, "Lying to a police officer is a serious offense sir. No punk guitarist can count to 4!"
I am currently Sarcastic