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Pet Peeve- GRRRRR
11/07/2003 07:44 p.m.
Don't take this personally, and chalk it up to my anal editor's eye (Rachelle-- not a word!), but--
I HATE HATE HATE HATE when people misspell "tongue". (YES, it's T-O-N-G-U-E!)
"I licked it with my tounge." "I can touch my tounge to my nose." "Church tounge, not porn tounge!"
You know how I pronounce that? TOWNJ. As in, rhymes with "lounge". Lounge singers do not have tounges. Remember that.
Tongue. It's not that hard. Next time you're tempted... for God's sake, bite your tounge!
I am currently Alienated
I am listening to my own grumblings. GRRRR.
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